WHO CAN ARGUE WITH THIS? Law of equality :

The time
taken by a wife when she says
I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly
equal to the time taken by
husband when he says 'I'll call
you in 5 min! Law of Queue: If you change
queues, the one you have left
will start to move faster than
the one you are in now. Law of Telephone: When you
dial a wrong number, you never
get a busy tone. Law of Mechanical Repair: After
your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to
itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool,
when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner. Bath Theorem: When the body
is immersed in water, the
telephone rings. Law of Encounters: The
probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you
are with someone you don't
want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try
to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will. Law of Bio mechanics: The
severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach. Theater Rule: People with the
seats at the farthest from the
screen arrive last. Law of Coffee: As soon as you
sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until
the coffee is cold. Law of Proposal : After you
accept a proposal you will get a
better one..